jokes

# 1 Ah Beng was driving with his girlfriend, Ah Lian to Ipoh. He put his hand on her thigh. Ah Lian said, "You can go further you know" ... So he drove to Penang. # 2 Three fastest means of communication: 1. Telephone 2. Television 3. Tell-a-woman # 3 One day, DUREX complained to KOTEX: "KNN! Every time u work, I gotta 7 days off!" KOTEX retorted: "KNS! whenever u make mistake during work, I gotta take 9 months leave". # 4 A man called his 4th wife - Baby doll, 3rd wife - China doll, 2nd wife - Barbie doll & 1st wife - Guess What ? - Panadol # 5 Man admiring his naked body in the mirror says to wife: "Look at that 75 kg of pure dynamite". Wife replies: "Fucking shame about the 2 inches fuse". # 6 Friends are like underwear, always near you. Good friends are like condoms, always protecting you. Best friends are like Viagra, lift you up when you are down. # 7 Man tell MP: M y son a drug addict, my daughter a prostitute, and my wife a gambler. MP: Isn't there anything positive in your family? Man: Yes, I am HIV positive. # 8 What is common between a wife and a private swimming pool?? Answer: The cost of maintenance is too high compared to the time you spend inside them!!! # 9 Singh who is a gangster: SamSingh Singh who is lost: MisSingh Singh who is noisy: BisSingh Singh who has three balls: AMAZING # 10 Naked girl boarded taxi. Driver stared. Girl scold, never see naked girl ah? Driver reply, see before but wondering where you keep your money to pay taxi fare.